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A 19-year-old man named Luke Aaron Skywalker Sexton was pulled over in Garden Ridge Texas, he was initially pulled over for driving with no front license plate, and the officer on the scene smelled marijuana in his car and then found a bag of it. He was then arrested and released just in time to see ‘The Rise of Skywalker’.

Unfortunately, the man who was named Luke Skywalker could not escape his arrest even after trying to use of Jedi mind control on the officer, he was still taken to jail for marijuana possession. This all happened the night before the release of ‘The Last Jedi’ and the other passenger who was in the vehicle was allowed to leave.

Police took Skywalker into custody where he was later released the same day on a $2,000 bond. Texas has some of the strictest marijuana laws in the nation, and if you’re found in possession of up to two ounces of it you can be places in prison for one hundred and eighty days and smacked with a fine upwards of two grand.

Regrettably, the Force was strong with Skywalker’s bud and he’s now faced with a class B misdemeanor and sources from the San Antonio NBC affiliate say, “We are told the officer found a baggie of marijuana inside the car, which Sexton admitted to being the owner. Police arrested him there but the passenger was allowed to go. Luke Skywalker was taken to the Comal County Jail, where he was assigned a $2,000 bond. He was then released the same day.”

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This also finally explains one of the greatest mysteries about Luke’s lightsaber turning green in ‘The Last Jedi’.

All jokes aside the real like Luke Skywalker might want to consider moving to a state where marijuana is legal like Oregon, Nevada, Colorado, California, etc.

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